A Strange Code

[Fireclaw27]

Activating Protocol: "Oh Dear". We must eliminate the danger. Activating ENGI MERGE! Engizilla online.
Beam Drone: Oh my. What terrible fate shalt befall thee fair engi. Fear not, for I, Sir Beam, shall save you.

[stylesrj]

As my new slaves Engies, I demand you read to me this book I found off the meatsack I had slaughtered to acquire.

*hands Engizilla book labelled "The Lusty Mantis Maid"*

Read it to me will you please guys? I don't know how to read... I tend to tear books apart every time I turn the pages. Help a poor illiterate Mantis out would you?

[Fireclaw27]

Beam Drone: Aha, at last a script! I shall now begin...


Actually, I might not read this out loud. Do you have any other reading matter? No, not Death to Drones 3, I hate that one...

ENGI UNMERGE! Running Program - Rescue Mission. Distraction- Beam drone. Rescuers- Engi257 & Engi249.

Beam Drone: "The ball of acidic spit burned through the crushed skulls of the defeated, and the mantis laughed, chuckling as their brains dissolved..."

This book is rather violent, are you sur-
*angry clicking*
Are you sure you're s-
*Very angry clicking*
But how sure is that?-
*more clicking, emphasised with stabbing.*


"With a mighty swipe the mantis..."

Distraction = Working. Prisoner has been located. We will free prisoner...

[stylesrj]

Come on, what's wrong with the book? I've only heard bits and pieces of it when the Hive Queen reads it during her private sessions. It involves a Mantis having to polish some Slug's blaster I believe. But I want to know if she kills the Slug or polishes the blaster all night long.

[HarkintheMantis]

This is Ravanor
we Will rescue you from this evil mantis
FIRE AT WILL

[stylesrj]

Fire at will? You foolish meatsacks, leave him alone. What did he ever do to deserve being fired upon?

[HarkintheMantis]

Not them
were firing at you
fire a Warning Shot Across their nose
And prep Mr DVD
Dont forget to shoot them crew

[stylesrj]

Still, if you're going to fire at someone, can you go fire at Bill? He's being rather useless that foolish meatsack.

Also firing across my nose? I'm a Mantis, I have no nose. Noses are something you meatsacks have and are very easy to chop off. Apparently they can be sold as Human Horn on the... special markets.

[HarkintheMantis]

ok you are so evil you dont understand a spaceballs referse
we will destroy you
FOR MEL BROOKS

[stylesrj]

If only I could make it back to Mantis space. I know a few Assholes who'll make mincemeat out of you pathetic meatsacks...